SFX:	(Jalopy sounds: chugging, banging engine)
Dave:	Hey Bob, what's wrong with your computer?
Bob:	You tell me.
Dave:	Hmmm...mind if I take a look under the hood?
SFX:	(creak as "hood" is lifted)
	Yep, just as I thought. It's not your computer, it's all this out-of-date software, Bob. You need an Oil Change.
Bob:	On my computer?
Dave:	I mean Oil Change software from CyberMedia. It updates your system automatically. New software updates, patches, hardware drivers, Internet plug-ins, all the stuff you need to keep your computer up-to-date and running right.
Bob:	Sounds complicated.
Dave:	You kidding? (SFX: keyboard clicking sounds) Just load Oil Change on your computer and click the Update button. (SFX: "Time passing" music, goes underneath the following: ) Oil Change checks what software you have on your computer, then finds the latest updates for you on the Internet. You just point and click to install 'em!
SFX:	("DING!")
Bob:	Wow, that was easy!
Dave:	Told you so. Why don't you ...start 'er up, Bob?
SFX:	(VROOM of engine)
Bob:	Unbelievable. It's running like...like
Dave:	Like a well-oiled machine, maybe?
Bob:	Whoa, you read my mind!
Dave:	It's an open book, Bob.
VO:	Update your software automatically with Oil Change. Available at software retailers everywhere for only thirty-nine ninety-five. Get to a store now and take advantage of our additional rebate offer. That's Oil Change - on sale today!