Male Voice:

You don't know me, but I know your kid. Nice kid, kind I like best. We met on the Internet. Oh, I know, you didn't think this stuff happens to good kids like yours. But the fact is, even the best kids eventually come across the nasty stuff on the Internet &hibar; you know, the sex, drugs, violence . . . and I'm right here waiting for 'em. In fact, I just e-mailed your kid some reeeeal interesting photos. Another day or two, I bet I'll have your address. And there ain't nothin' you can do about it (sinister laughing) . . .

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